Daily FortunesFeb 12, 2019
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we...
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only
nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter
what it does.
-- Will Rogers
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people,...
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only
nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter
what it does.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck...
On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one
car looked exactly like his neighbor's. Stopping hurriedly on the side of
the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris.
"Listen, mister," a policeman said, holding him back,...
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the
proposition that...
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the
proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down...
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the
same moment -- halftime.
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Daily Fortunes for Feb 12, 2019
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