Freebsd Fortunes 3

Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes,
Calm down, it's only bits and bytes,
Calm down, and speak to me in English,
Please realize that I'm not one of your computerites.

Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die."
Hobbes: "Pittsburgh?"
Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?"

Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
                -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man
who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
                -- Clarence Darrow

Campbell's Law:
        Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter.

Campus crusade for Cthulhu -- it found me.

Can anyone remember when the times
were not hard, and money not scarce?

Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished?
Yes, work never begun.

Can you buy friendship?  You not only can, you must.  It's the
only way to obtain friends.  Everything worthwhile has a price.
                -- Robert J. Ringer

Canada Bill Jones's Motto:
        It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

Canada Bill Jones's Supplement:
        A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.