Daily FortunesFeb 14, 2019
An attorney was defending his client against a charge...
An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
"Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's mutilated body into
a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border. Just north of Tijuana a cop
spotted her hand sticking out of...
An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded...
An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded summation,
leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your arguments, Sir
Geoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!" Sir Geoffrey responded, "That may be,
Milord, but at least you're better...
And then there was the lawyer that stepped in cow manure...
And then there was the lawyer that stepped in cow manure and thought
he was melting...
Another day, another dollar.
-- Vincent J...
Another day, another dollar.
-- Vincent J. Fuller, defense lawyer for John Hinckley,
upon Hinckley's acquittal for shooting President Ronald
Reagan.
Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that...
Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.
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Daily Fortunes for Feb 14, 2019
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