Freebsd Fortunes 3

Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
                -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man
who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
                -- Clarence Darrow

Campbell's Law:
        Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter.

Campus crusade for Cthulhu -- it found me.

Can anyone remember when the times
were not hard, and money not scarce?

Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished?
Yes, work never begun.

Can you buy friendship?  You not only can, you must.  It's the
only way to obtain friends.  Everything worthwhile has a price.
                -- Robert J. Ringer

Canada Bill Jones's Motto:
        It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

Canada Bill Jones's Supplement:
        A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp.
It's 2 cents for postage and 30 cents for storage.
                -- Gerald Regan, Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83 Financial Post

CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
        This is a good time for those of you who are rich and happy,
        but a poor time for those of you born under this sign who are
        poor and unhappy.  To tell you the truth, any day is tough
        when you're poor and unhappy.