Daily FortunesJan 27, 2006
Yes, but which self do you want to be?
Yes, but which self do you want to be?
Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York,...
Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those
L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
-- Rita Rudner
Yes me, I got a bottle in front of me.
And Jimmy has a frontal...
Yes me, I got a bottle in front of me.
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.
But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than to have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk but at least I'm not insane.
--...
Yes, that was Richard Nixon. He used to be President. When...
Yes, that was Richard Nixon. He used to be President. When he left
the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware.
-- Woody Allen, "Sleeper"
Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars and, Pluto, but...
Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars and, Pluto, but not necessarily in
that order.
-- George Michaelson
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Daily Fortunes for Jan 27, 2006
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