Freebsd Fortunes 6

The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.

The bold youth of today is very lonely.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

The bomb will never go off.  I speak as an expert in explosives.
                -- Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project

The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first
half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and
pleasant, the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who
hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice
for those who did hear the scream, discounting the little period of time
during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it
but your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know.
                -- Winning sentence, 1986 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Eating peanuts by the peck.
His father called him, but he could not go,
For he loved those peanuts so.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment
you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to work.

The Briggs - Chase Law of Program Development:
        To determine how long it will take to write and debug a
        program, take your best estimate, multiply that by two, add
        one, and convert to the next higher units.

The British are coming!  The British are coming!

The broad mass of a nation... will more easily
fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.
                -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"

The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream; it is a most depressing
and humiliating reality.
                -- Oscar Wilde