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The black bear used to be one of the most commonly seen large animals
because in Yosemite and Sequoia national parks they lived off of garbage
and tourist handouts.  This bear has learned to open car doors in
Yosemite, where damage to automobiles caused by bears runs into the tens
of thousands of dollars a year.  Campaigns to bearproof all garbage
containers in wild areas have been difficult, because as one biologist
put it, "There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence levels
of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  392 of 2171

The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  393 of 2171

The bold youth of today is very lonely.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  394 of 2171

The bomb will never go off.  I speak as an expert in explosives.
                -- Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  395 of 2171

The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first
half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and
pleasant, the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who
hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice
for those who did hear the scream, discounting the little period of time
during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it
but your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know.
                -- Winning sentence, 1986 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  396 of 2171

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Eating peanuts by the peck.
His father called him, but he could not go,
For he loved those peanuts so.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  397 of 2171

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment
you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to work.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  398 of 2171

The Briggs - Chase Law of Program Development:
        To determine how long it will take to write and debug a
        program, take your best estimate, multiply that by two, add
        one, and convert to the next higher units.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  399 of 2171

The British are coming!  The British are coming!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  400 of 2171

The broad mass of a nation... will more easily
fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.
                -- Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf"
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