Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody
in the whole wide world, don't trust him.  It means he experiments.

If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
                -- Schmidt

If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.

If you need anything just whistle.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?
Just put your lips together and blow.
                -- Lauren Bacall, "To Have and Have Not"

If you notice that a person is deceiving you,
they must not be deceiving you very well.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
                -- Mark Twain

If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine,
you won't get any ice.  If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get
ice, but no cup.

If you put it off long enough, it might go away.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery.
But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine,
is somehow enobled and no-one dare criticise it.
                -- Pierre Gallois

If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a
restaurant.
                -- Snoopy