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Fortune: 1201 - 1210 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1201 of 2327

If you notice that a person is deceiving you,
they must not be deceiving you very well.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1202 of 2327

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1203 of 2327

If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine,
you won't get any ice.  If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get
ice, but no cup.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1204 of 2327

If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1205 of 2327

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery.
But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine,
is somehow enobled and no-one dare criticise it.
                -- Pierre Gallois
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1206 of 2327

If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a
restaurant.
                -- Snoopy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1207 of 2327

If you really want to do something new, the good won't help you with it.
Let me have men about me that are arrant knaves.  The wicked, who have
something on their conscience, are obliging, quick to hear threats, because
they know how it's done, and for booty.  You can offer them things because
they will take them.  Because they have no hesitations.  You can hang them
if they get out of step.  Let me have men about me that are utter villains
-- provided that I have the power, the absolute power, over life and death.
                -- Hermann Goering
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1208 of 2327

If you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1209 of 2327

If you remember the 60's, you weren't there.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1210 of 2327

If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire
deeper insights into what you believe?  The things most worth reading
are precisely those that challenge our convictions.
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