Daily Fortunes

Jan 2, 2007

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It...
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens. -- Fran Lebowitz,...

Eloquence is logic on fire.
Eloquence is logic on fire.

Encyclopedia for sale by father. Son knows everything.
Encyclopedia for sale by father. Son knows everything.

Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: ...
Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why will this work?" Management: "When will this work?" Liberal Arts: "Do you want fries with that?"

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are...
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? -- Clarence Darrow

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