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Daily FortunesDec 24, 2007
"Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in...
"Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in a place called
Yorba Linda, and out of the ground he made to grow orange trees that
were good for food and the fruits thereof he labeled SUNKIST ..."
-- "The Begatting of a President"
On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California,...
On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little
girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers. "God bless Mommy and Daddy and
Keith and Kim," she said. As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh,
and God, this is goodbye. We're...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
--...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
-- W.C. Fields' epitaph
One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never...
One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never surrender your
seat to another passenger. This may seem callous, but it is the best
way, really. If one passenger were to give a seat to someone who fainted
in the aisle, say, the others on the bus would become...
paak, n: A stadium or inclosed playing field. To put...
paak, n: A stadium or inclosed playing field. To put or leave (a
a vehicle) for a time in a certain location.
patato, n: The starchy, edible tuber of a widely cultivated plant.
Septemba, n: The 9th month of the year.
shua, n: ...
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 24, 2007
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