Daily Fortunes

Jul 24, 2007

These screamingly hilarious gogs ensure owners of X...
These screamingly hilarious gogs ensure owners of X Ray Gogs to be the life of any party. -- X-Ray Gogs Instructions

A student asked the master for help... does this program...
A student asked the master for help... does this program run from the Workbench? The master grabbed the mouse and pointed to an icon. "What is this?" he asked. The student replied "That's the mouse". The master pressed control-Amiga-Amiga and hit...

"Thank heaven for startups; without them we'd never have...
"Thank heaven for startups; without them we'd never have any advances." -- Seymour Cray

"Out of register space (ugh)" -- vi
"Out of register space (ugh)" -- vi

"Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said...
"Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community." - Oscar Wilde

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