Daily Fortunes

May 24, 2007

I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!

I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.
I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone,...
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson

I wrecked trains because I like to see people die. I like...
I wrecked trains because I like to see people die. I like to hear them scream. -- Sylvestre Matuschka, "the Hungarian Train Wreck Freak", escaped prison 1937, not heard from since

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Iam not very happy acting pleased whenever prominent scientists overmagnify intellectual enlightenment

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