Daily Fortunes

Apr 9, 2008

I called my parents the other night, but I forgot about...
I called my parents the other night, but I forgot about the time difference. They're still living in the fifties. -- Strange de Jim

I did some heavy research so as to be prepared...
I did some heavy research so as to be prepared for "Mommy, why is the sky blue?" HE asked me about black holes in space. (There's a hole *where*?) I boned up to be ready for, "Why is the grass green?" HE wanted...

I hate babies. They're so human. -- H.H. Munro
I hate babies. They're so human. -- H.H. Munro

I know what "custody" [of the children] means...
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. -- Lenny Bruce

I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone...
I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford

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