Daily Fortunes

Aug 9, 2008

"I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have...
"I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man."

I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me!
I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me!

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one...
"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."

I'm changing my name to Chrysler I'm going down to Washington,...
I'm changing my name to Chrysler I'm going down to Washington, D.C. I'll tell some power broker What they did for Iacocca Will be perfectly acceptable to me! I'm changing my name to Chrysler, I'm heading for that great receiving line. When they hand a million grand...

I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.

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