Freebsd Fortunes

I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.

"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to
die in."
                -- George McGovern

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor.  He's a very sick man.
                -- Fred Allen

I'm going to live forever, or die trying!
                -- Spider Robinson

"I'm in Pittsburgh.  Why am I here?"
                -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate

i'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be
living apart.
                -- e. e. cummings

I'm N-ary the tree, I am,
N-ary the tree, I am, I am.
I'm getting traversed by the parser next door,
She's traversed me seven times before.
And ev'ry time it was an N-ary (N-ary!)
Never wouldn't ever do a binary.  (No sir!)
I'm 'er eighth tree that was N-ary.
N-ary the tree I am, I am,
N-ary the tree I am.

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

"I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday
life."

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is
-- I could be just as proud for half the money.
                -- Arthur Godfrey