Freebsd Fortunes

I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me!

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my
sister."

I'm changing my name to Chrysler
I'm going down to Washington, D.C.
I'll tell some power broker
        What they did for Iacocca
Will be perfectly acceptable to me!
I'm changing my name to Chrysler,
I'm heading for that great receiving line.
When they hand a million grand out,
        I'll be standing with my hand out,
Yessir, I'll get mine!
                -- Tom Paxton

I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.

"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to
die in."
                -- George McGovern

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor.  He's a very sick man.
                -- Fred Allen

I'm going to live forever, or die trying!
                -- Spider Robinson

"I'm in Pittsburgh.  Why am I here?"
                -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate

i'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be
living apart.
                -- e. e. cummings

I'm N-ary the tree, I am,
N-ary the tree, I am, I am.
I'm getting traversed by the parser next door,
She's traversed me seven times before.
And ev'ry time it was an N-ary (N-ary!)
Never wouldn't ever do a binary.  (No sir!)
I'm 'er eighth tree that was N-ary.
N-ary the tree I am, I am,
N-ary the tree I am.