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Dec 20, 2012

In a forest a fox bumps into a little rabbit, and says,...
In a forest a fox bumps into a little rabbit, and says, "Hi, Junior, what are you up to?" "I'm writing a dissertation on how rabbits eat foxes," said the rabbit. "Come now, friend rabbit, you know that's impossible!...

In California, Bill Honig, the Superintendent of Public...
In California, Bill Honig, the Superintendent of Public Instruction, said he thought the general public should have a voice in defining what an excellent teacher should know. "I would not leave the definition of math," Dr. Honig said, "up to...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning,...
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth...

Iowa State -- the high school after high school! ...
Iowa State -- the high school after high school! -- Crow T. Robot

It has been said [by Anatole France], "it is not...
It has been said [by Anatole France], "it is not by amusing oneself that one learns," and, in reply: "it is *only* by amusing oneself that one can learn." -- Edward Kasner and James R. Newman

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