Daily Fortunes

Apr 10, 2012

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes...
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath. -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism...
The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism. -- Dorothy Parker

The only real advantage to punk music is that nobody...
The only real advantage to punk music is that nobody can whistle it.

The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became...
The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose. -- David Lardner

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like...
The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business. -- John Steinbeck [Horse racing *is* a stable business ...]

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