Daily Fortunes

May 10, 2012

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because...
The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think. -- Ladies' Home Journal

The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with...
The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdain; he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father. -- H.L. Mencken

The best man for the job is often a woman.
The best man for the job is often a woman.

The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected...
The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.

The big question is why in the course of evolution the males...
The big question is why in the course of evolution the males permitted themselves to be so totally eclipsed by the females. Why do they tolerate this total subservience, this wretched existence as outcasts who are hungry all the time?

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