Daily Fortunes

Sep 10, 2012

I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck. --...
I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck. -- graffito in Los Angeles On a clear day, U.C.L.A. -- graffito in San Francisco There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all...

I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York"...
I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today. Happens every six months or so. So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share it with you. > In New York in the winter it is million degrees below zero and the wind travels at a million...

"I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?" ...
"I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?" -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate

If all the Chinese simultaneously jumped into the Pacific off...
If all the Chinese simultaneously jumped into the Pacific off a 10 foot platform erected 10 feet off their coast, it would cause a tidal wave that would destroy everything in this country west of Nebraska.

Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more...
Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the land He's trying to ignore.

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