Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1164 of 2171 |
The trouble with computers is that they do
what you tell them, not what you want.
-- D. Cohen
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1165 of 2171 |
The trouble with doing something right the first
time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1166 of 2171 |
The trouble with eating Italian food is that
five or six days later you're hungry again.
-- George Miller
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1167 of 2171 |
The trouble with heart disease is that the first
symptom is often hard to deal with: death.
-- Michael Phelps
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1168 of 2171 |
The trouble with incest is that it gets you involved with relatives.
-- George S. Kaufman
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1169 of 2171 |
The trouble with money is it costs too much!
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1170 of 2171 |
The trouble with opportunity is that it
always comes disguised as hard work.
-- Herbert V. Prochnow
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1171 of 2171 |
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing --
and then marry him.
-- Cher
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1172 of 2171 |
The trouble with some women is that they get
all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1173 of 2171 |
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds
the other fellow of a dull one.
-- Sid Caesar
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