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The trouble with heart disease is that the first
symptom is often hard to deal with: death.
-- Michael Phelps
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1168 of 2171 |
The trouble with incest is that it gets you involved with relatives.
-- George S. Kaufman
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1169 of 2171 |
The trouble with money is it costs too much!
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1170 of 2171 |
The trouble with opportunity is that it
always comes disguised as hard work.
-- Herbert V. Prochnow
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1171 of 2171 |
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing --
and then marry him.
-- Cher
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1172 of 2171 |
The trouble with some women is that they get
all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1173 of 2171 |
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds
the other fellow of a dull one.
-- Sid Caesar
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1174 of 2171 |
The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1175 of 2171 |
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians
who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool
all of the people all of the time.
-- Franklin Adams
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1176 of 2171 |
The trouble with you
Is the trouble with me.
Got two good eyes
But we still don't see.
-- Robert Hunter, "Workingman's Dead"
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