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Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  752 of 2182

Computer programs expand so as to fill the core available.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  753 of 2182

COMPUTER SCIENCE:
        1) A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the
           precision of the former and the success of the latter.
        2) The protracted value analysis of algorithms.
        3) The costly enumeration of the obvious.
        4) The boring art of coping with a large number of trivialities.
        5) Tautology harnessed in the service of Man at the speed of light.
        6) The Post-Turing decline in formal systems theory.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  754 of 2182

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about
telescopes.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  755 of 2182

Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view
adding a new wing to a building as being maintenance
                -- Jim Horning
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  756 of 2182

Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  757 of 2182

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
                -- Gilb
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  758 of 2182

Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers.
                -- Pablo Picasso
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  759 of 2182

Computers don't actually think.
        You just think they think.
                (We think.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  760 of 2182

Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
                -- LaRouchefoucauld
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