Daily FortunesApr 14, 2014
... which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot,...
... which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby
Carrot. One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic. They all
piled into their carrot-mobile and drive out to the country. But Pa Carrot
wasn't watching where he was going and alas,...
!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH
!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH
1: A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
2:...
1: A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
2: An inclined plane is a slope up.
3: A slow pup is a lazy dog.
QED: A sheet of paper is a lazy dog.
-- Willard Espy, "An Almanac of Words at Play"
(1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust
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(1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the
furniture, shelves, and showcases.
(2) Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks.
Wash the windows once a week.
(3) Each clerk will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of
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1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
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