Daily Fortunes

Feb 14, 2014

QOTD: "Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't...
QOTD: "Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question."

QOTD: "The baby was so ugly they had to hang...
QOTD: "The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its neck to get the dog to play with it."

QOTD: "The elder gods went to Suggoth and all...
QOTD: "The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

QOTD: "There may be no excuse for laziness,...
QOTD: "There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking."

QOTD: "This is a one line proof... if we start...
QOTD: "This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the left."

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