Daily FortunesJul 18, 2014
toilet toup'ee, n.:
Any shag carpet that causes...
toilet toup'ee, n.:
Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus
creating endless annoyance to male users.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life:
If you have...
Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life:
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
transfer, n.:
A promotion you receive on the condition...
transfer, n.:
A promotion you receive on the condition that you leave town.
transparent, adj.:
Being or pertaining to an existing,...
transparent, adj.:
Being or pertaining to an existing, nontangible object.
"It's there, but you can't see it"
-- IBM System/360 announcement, 1964.
virtual, adj.:
Being or pertaining to a tangible, nonexistent object...
travel, n.:
Something that makes you feel like you're...
travel, n.:
Something that makes you feel like you're getting somewhere.
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Daily Fortunes for Jul 18, 2014
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