Daily Fortunes

Oct 18, 2014

I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident...
I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark. -- S. Wright

I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio...
I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field. -- Casey Stengel

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more...
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest

"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did...
"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots."

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on...
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini

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