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Jul 19, 2014

Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.
Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.

Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger,...
Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently... Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!

Dieters live life in the fasting lane.
Dieters live life in the fasting lane.

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until...
Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
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