Freebsd Fortunes 4

Kettering's Observation:
        Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.

Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.

Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents.  If you could travel
back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree,
you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting
around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like
dad primate.  Then you'd see the primate teenager stomp up to his branch
and slam the leaves.
                -- Dave Barry

Kill a commy for your mommy.

Kill 'em all, and let God sort 'em out.

Kill for the love of killing!  Kill for the love of Kali!
                -- Hindu saying

Kill Kill,
Hate Hate,
Murder, Maim, and Mutilate!

Kill your parents.
                -- Jerry Rubin

Killing turkeys causes winter.

Kilroe hic erat!