Freebsd Fortunes 5

Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix.  Everyone knows power
tools aren't soluble in alcohol...
                -- Crazy Nigel

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.

Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon.
After awhile you'd run out of air to push against.

Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.

Of what you see in books, believe 75%.  Of newspapers, believe 50%.  And of
TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer.

Office Automation:
        The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office
        by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.

Official Project Stages:
        1. Uncritical Acceptance
        2. Wild Enthusiasm
        3. Dejected Disillusionment
        4. Total Confusion
        5. Search for the Guilty
        6. Punishment of the Innocent
        7. Promotion of the Non-participants

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses
lampposts -- for support rather than illumination.

Often things ARE as bad as they seem!

Ogden's Law:
        The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.