Daily FortunesApr 23, 2016
If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon...
If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible.
We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs,
blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his
tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers...
If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
--...
If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
-- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd
crazy.
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what...
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet."
-- Jay Leno
If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at...
If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at the dedication of a
new cat hospital, and you hate cats, your reply, declining the invitation,
does not necessarily have to cover the full range of your emotions. You must
make it clear that you will not attend,...
In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
-- Martin...
In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
-- Martin Mull
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