Daily Fortunes

Jan 23, 2016

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker...
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -- Winston Churchill

"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to...
"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top." -- English Professor, Ohio University

I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased...
I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast with an option to buy.

"I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear...
"I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater."

"I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste,...
"I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway." -- Dr. Dwight Van de Vate, Professor...

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