Daily Fortunes

Dec 23, 2016

Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want...
Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want things that nobody else wants. -- Andy Warhol

Minnesota -- home of the blonde hair and blue ears...
Minnesota -- home of the blonde hair and blue ears. mosquito supplier to the free world. come fall in love with a loon. where visitors turn blue with envy. one day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold. land of many...

Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood...
Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood an even five feet in his socks, was taking his first airplane trip. He took a seat next to a hulking bruiser of a man who happened to be the heavyweight champion of the world. Little Moishe was uneasy enough before...

Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most...
Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place in California ... [it] is also a great place for cock-fighting, gambling of all sorts, fandangos, and various kinds of amusements and knavery. -- Richard Henry Dama, "Two Years...

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call...
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. -- Richard Lewis

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