Daily Fortunes

Sep 7, 2016

"Yow!! Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie...
"Yow!! Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead

"Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did...
"Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!" -- Zippy the Pinhead

YO-YO: Something that is occasionally up but normally...
YO-YO: Something that is occasionally up but normally down. (see also Computer).

Zall's Laws: 1: Any time you get a mouthful of...
Zall's Laws: 1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong. 2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

zeal, n: Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're...
zeal, n: Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.

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