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Aug 7, 2016

First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens...
First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who imposed the deadline). Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom;...

First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is...
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself --...
First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

Fishbowl, n.: A glass-enclosed isolation cell where...
Fishbowl, n.: A glass-enclosed isolation cell where newly promoted managers are kept for observation.

Five rules for eternal misery: (1) Always try to exhort...
Five rules for eternal misery: (1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably. (2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to treat these assumptions as though they are reality. (3) Then treat each new situation...

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