Daily Fortunes

Feb 19, 2017

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your...
If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order. If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination.

The most important item in an order will no longer...
The most important item in an order will no longer be available.

During the time an item is on back-order, it will be available...
During the time an item is on back-order, it will be available cheaper and quicker from many other sources.

People will buy anthing that's one to a customer.
People will buy anthing that's one to a customer.

Security isn't.
Security isn't.

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