Freebsd Murphys Law
fortune: 665 - 674 of 833 from freebsd murphys law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 665 - 674 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  665 of 833

People will buy anthing that's one to a customer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  666 of 833

Security isn't.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  667 of 833

Management can't.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  668 of 833

Sale promotions don't.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  669 of 833

Consumer assistance doesn't.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  670 of 833

Workers won't.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  671 of 833

Cleanliness is next to impossible.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  672 of 833

Multiple-function gadgets will not perform any
function adequately.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  673 of 833

The more expensive the gadget, the less often you
will use it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  674 of 833

The simpler the instruction, e.g. "press here", the
more difficult it will be to open the package.
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