Daily FortunesMar 19, 2017
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors...
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were
wearing masks for.
-- James Boren
"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
...
"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Did you ever see a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended...
If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended to make him better,
and (c) gets better, then no power of reasoning known to medical science can
convince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health.
-- Sir Peter Medawar,...
If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction...
If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick,
that is also a psychological interaction.
The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not
so friendly.
The crucial...
If you look like your driver's license photo -- see...
If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.
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Daily Fortunes for Mar 19, 2017
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