Daily Fortunes

Mar 24, 2017

ONE SIZE FITS ALL: Doesn't fit anyone.
ONE SIZE FITS ALL: Doesn't fit anyone.

One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.
One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.

One thing about the past. It's likely to last...
One thing about the past. It's likely to last. -- Ogden Nash

ONE THING KIDS LIKE is to be tricked. For instance, I...
ONE THING KIDS LIKE is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out warehouse. "Oh, oh," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down...

One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of...
One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint.

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