Freebsd Fortunes 5

One thing the inventors can't seem to
get the bugs out of is fresh paint.

One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics is that
sometimes you must work under adverse conditions... like a state of sheer
terror.
                -- W.K. Hartmann

One thought driven home is better than three left on base.

One time the police stopped me for speeding.  They said, "Don't you know the
speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?"  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't
going to be out that long."
                -- Steven Wright

One toke over the line, sweet Mary,
One toke over the line,
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke over the line.
Waitin' for the train that goes home,
Hopin' that the train is on time,
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke over the line.

One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.

One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at
the stake while the votes were being counted.
                -- Thomas B. Reed

One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so,
because they bite.
                -- Vladimir Lenin

One-Shot Case Study, n:
        The scientific equivalent of the four-leaf clover, from which
it is concluded all clovers possess four leaves and are sometimes green.

On-line:
        The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.