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One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.
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One thing about the past.
It's likely to last.
-- Ogden Nash
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ONE THING KIDS LIKE is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take
my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out
warehouse. "Oh, oh," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and
cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty
late.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1120 of 2298 |
One thing the inventors can't seem to
get the bugs out of is fresh paint.
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One thing they don't tell you about doing experimental physics is that
sometimes you must work under adverse conditions... like a state of sheer
terror.
-- W.K. Hartmann
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1122 of 2298 |
One thought driven home is better than three left on base.
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One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the
speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?" I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't
going to be out that long."
-- Steven Wright
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1124 of 2298 |
One toke over the line, sweet Mary,
One toke over the line,
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke over the line.
Waitin' for the train that goes home,
Hopin' that the train is on time,
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke over the line.
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One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.
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One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at
the stake while the votes were being counted.
-- Thomas B. Reed
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