| Freebsd Fortunes: 2512 of 3566 |
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit,
He must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair,
Must be a pacifist.
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
-- Arlo Guthrie
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2513 of 3566 |
Satellite Safety Tip #14:
If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2514 of 3566 |
Sattinger's Law:
It works better if you plug it in.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2515 of 3566 |
Saturday night in Toledo Ohio,
Is like being nowhere at all,
All through the day how the hours rush by,
You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.
-- John Denver, "Saturday Night in Toledo Ohio"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2516 of 3566 |
Sauron is alive in Argentina!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2517 of 3566 |
Save energy: be apathetic.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2518 of 3566 |
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2519 of 3566 |
Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2520 of 3566 |
"Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I
ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2521 of 3566 |
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out!
-- Ken Thompson
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