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Five people -- an Englishman, Russian, American, Frenchman and Irishman
were each asked to write a book on elephants.  Some amount of time later they
had all completed their respective books.  The Englishman's book was entitled
"The Elephant -- How to Collect Them", the Russian's "The Elephant -- Vol. I",
the American's "The Elephant -- How to Make Money from Them", the Frenchman's
"The Elephant -- Its Mating Habits" and the Irishman's "The Elephant and
Irish Political History".
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1570 of 2182

Five rules for eternal misery:
        1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
        2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to
           treat these assumptions as though they are reality.
        3) Then treat each new situation as though it's a crisis.
        4) Live in the past and future only (become obsessed with
           how much better things might have been or how much worse
           things might become).
        5) Occasionally stomp on yourself for being so stupid as to
           follow the first four rules.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1571 of 2182

Flame on!
                -- Johnny Storm
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1572 of 2182

FLANNISTER:
        The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer together.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1573 of 2182

FLASH!
Intelligence of mankind decreasing.
Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1574 of 2182

Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed.
                -- Josh Billings
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1575 of 2182

Flattery will get you everywhere.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1576 of 2182

Flee at once, all is discovered.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1577 of 2182

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
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Flon's Law:
        There is not now, and never will be, a language in
        which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
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