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-- Johnny Storm
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The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer together.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Intelligence of mankind decreasing.
Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....
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Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed.
-- Josh Billings
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Flattery will get you everywhere.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
-- Helen Rowland
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There is not now, and never will be, a language in
which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
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flowchart, n. & v.
[From flow "to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair" + chart
"a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated."]
1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Mascheroni
construction problems in which given algorithms require geometrical
representation using only the 35 basic ideograms of the ANSI
template. 2. n. Neronic doodling while the system burns.
3. n. A low-cost substitute for wallpaper. 4. n. The innumerate
misleading the illiterate. "A thousand pictures is worth ten lines
of code." --The Programmer's Little Red Vade Mecum, Mao Tse T'umps.
5. v.intrans. To produce flowcharts with no particular object in mind.
6. v.trans. To obfuscate (a problem) with esoteric cartoons.
-- S. Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"
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When you need to knock on wood is when you realize
that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.