Daily FortunesDec 27, 2018
The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
--...
The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
-- Steven Wright
"The pyramid is opening!"
"Which...
"The pyramid is opening!"
"Which one?"
"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
-- Firesign Theater, "How Can You Be In Two Places At
Once When You're Not Anywhere At All"
The Three Major Kind of Tools
* Tools...
The Three Major Kind of Tools
* Tools for hittings things to make them loose or to tighten them up or
jar their many complex, sophisticated electrical parts in such a
manner that they function perfectly. (These are your hammers, maces,
bludgeons,...
There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take...
There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull
by the tail and face the situation.
-- W.C. Fields
There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through...
There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our
whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
-- Walt Kelly
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 27, 2018
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