Daily FortunesAug 27, 2018
There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United States;...
There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United States; of course,
I never heard the story before.
There once was this swami who lived above...
There once was this swami who lived above a delicatessan. Seems one
day he decided to stop in downstairs for some fresh liver. Well, the owner
of the deli was a bit of a cheap-skate, and decided to pick up a little extra
change at his customer's expense. Turning...
There was this New Yorker that had a lifelong ambition to be...
There was this New Yorker that had a lifelong ambition to be an Texan.
Fortunately, he had an Texan friend and went to him for advice. "Mike,
you know I've always wanted to be a Texan. You're a *real* Texan, what
should I do?"
"Well," answered...
There's just something I don't like about Virginia; the state.
There's just something I don't like about Virginia; the state.
There's something different about us -- different from people...
There's something different about us -- different from people of Europe,
Africa, Asia ... a deep and abiding belief in the Easter Bunny.
-- G. Gordon Liddy
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Daily Fortunes for Aug 27, 2018
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