Daily Fortunes

Mar 27, 2018

The probability of someone watching you...
The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed,...
The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem. -- Mike Smith

The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where...
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it. -- Glaser and Way

The problem with graduate students, in general, is that they...
The problem with graduate students, in general, is that they have to sleep every few days.

The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years...
The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years ahead of my time. My speed is very fast. Some ministers have had to drop out of my government because they could not keep up. -- Idi Amin Dada

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