Daily Fortunes

Mar 11, 2018

If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction...
If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction. On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction. The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so friendly. The crucial...

If you look like your driver's license photo -- see...
If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor. If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.

It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't...
It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces a false impression. -- Oscar Wilde.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question...
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. -- Jackie Mason

It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important --...
It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's what you're taking for it...

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