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Jan 11, 2018

It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important --...
It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's what you're taking for it...

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't...
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

Laetrile is the pits.
Laetrile is the pits.

My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good...
My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.

Neurotics build castles in the sky, Psychotics live...
Neurotics build castles in the sky, Psychotics live in them, And psychiatrists collect the rent.
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